So I did one using the poetry of Laura Kasischke. Although in some ways pointless, the exercise did give me a good excuse to get all of her books out and thumb through them, revisiting some of my favorite poems of hers. I've posted it below. I've also posted my wife's list, which she did according to Shel Silverstein. I know I am biased, but I found her list to be infinitely adorable, especially considering the fact that she gave birth to our son a mere six weeks ago and he's breastfeeding. You'll see what I mean.
D'Anne's Life According to Laura Kasischke
(NOTE: I picked Laura because I love her poetry and also because I own all of her books. After doing this I realize that using 7 books made this take a lot more time than a woman with a 5 week old baby really has. Still. I did it.)
Are you a male or female?
Miss Congeniality
Describe yourself:
I am the Coward Who Did Not Pick Up the Phone
How do you feel:
Woman in a Girdle
Describe where you currently live:
Summer, Here
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Guide to Imaginary Places
Dream vacation:
Grand Rapids Woman Last Seen at Motel 6
Where you feel safe:
Arms
Your favorite form of transportation:
Green Bicycle
What's the weather like:
Eighteen Days of Rain
Your favorite time of day:
Night
Your relationships:
What I Hear In Your Hair
Your friendships:
Where Are These Child Stars Now?
Your fear:
Murdered Girls
Your greatest regret:
A is for Almost
Your dream job:
Cocktail Waitress
Your alma mater:
Andy's Lanes & Lounge
Your name, if you could change it:
Barney
Your favorite color:
Gray, As Flowers
Your favorite food:
Confections
Your favorite part of the body:
The Tarred and Feathered Heart
Your biggest pet peeve:
The Cause of All My Suffering
Your worst habit:
Alcoholism
Your death:
Self-fulfilling Prophecies
Your religion:
The Visibility of Spirits
Your daily routine:
Housekeeping in a Dream
Your philosophy of life:
Fire & Flower
Your soul's present condition:
To Whom It May Concern
Your best advice:
Do Not Leave Baby Unattended
And here is my wife's:
My Life According to Shel Silverstein
(NOTE: I picked Silverstein because this is the poet I've read a whole book by. Don't get me wrong - I read grown up poetry too. I just prefer anthologies.)
Are you a male or female?
Betty
Describe yourself:
They've Put a Brassiere on the Camel
How do you feel:
Tired
Describe where you currently live:
Messy Room
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Quick Trip
Dream vacation:
Climbers
Where you feel safe:
Anchored
Your favorite form of transportation:
Magic Carpet
What's the weather like:
It's Hot!
Your favorite time of day:
Moon-Catchin' Net
Your relationships:
Ladies First
Your friendships:
Friendship
Your fear:
Tryin' on Clothes
Your greatest regret:
Fear
Your dream job:
Sword-Swallower
Your alma mater:
Buckin' Bronco
Your name, if you could change it:
Little Abigail and the Beautiful Pony
Your favorite color:
Oak and the Rose
Your favorite food:
Wild Strawberries
Your favorite part of the body:
Who Ordered the Broiled Face?
Your biggest pet peeve:
Importnt? [sic]
Your worst habit:
Nailbiter
Your death:
God's Wheel
Your religion:
If
Your daily routine:
How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes
Your philosophy of life:
Surprise!
Your soul's present condition:
Almost Perfect
Your best advice:
Have Fun
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