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Friday, January 28, 2011

Walking upright is the first step in the gorilla world domination plan

They're going to take over now. You know that, right?

Best TV news host commentary ever, by the way. Way to go, guys. Keep it real.
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I'm a poet and a graduate of the University of Michigan's MFA program. In 1998, a monkey touched me and changed my life. In 2009 a bear did the same. And now you know.
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