Sock Monkey's wild Kia nights

My mom has been telling me about the new Kia commercials with the sock monkey and saying how great they are. Since I don't watch TV (not a dogmatic choice, I just don't have time, cable, or one of those digital boxes to make an old TV work in real life) I didn't know what she was talking about. So I Googled it. And sure enough, here it is. I can see why she likes this. It's a pretty great commercial. And the sock monkey getting the tattoo is definitely the best part.

Good things come to those who wait for things to come to them

So a TV show called Conveyor Belt of Love actually exists. And on this show a dude with a slight speech impediment reads a really terrible poem he wrote to try to pick up chicks on national television. In the poem he mentions a kiss to the frontal lobe, which, if you think about it (ha!) is some really freaky Silence of the Lambs-type shit.

Videogum has the clip.