Thursday, April 12, 2012

Ladies, leave your labias alone. Not all girl things need to be pink.

“It burns if you put too much on, or use it other places.”

I learned this week that vagina tinting is a thing and
something fucked up has happened to Courtney Love’s face.
These things are/are not related. My mind cannot handle this.
Ladies, back away from the knife and the vamoose for your cooch.
How am I supposed to explain all of this to my son? I can sum up
the women’s studies class I took in college: Men think fucked up
things about women, and women think fucked up things about
themselves. Rah rah rah. Go laaaaaaaaaaadies! Which sounds
a lot like laaaaaaaaaaabias! Which all have to be pink now
even the lady parts of darker skinned ladies. You guys know
these things are made of skin and how skin works right?
Labia lightening, not to be confused with labia lightning, the
high voltage electrical discharge of a vagina storm. Beware.
That’s coming next, headed to a weather-vane near you.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Her name is Panic.

The ever-awesome Karyna McGlynn makes sense of AWP for you. As if Karyna has ever had to wonder who to eat lunch with. She's one of the cool kids.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Pint sized poetry machine

This 3-year-old kid reads poetry better than you do. Better than any of us. Though he's not actually reading. He's memorized it. IN HIS BRAIN.

If you enjoyed this (and you must have, otherwise I don't know where your heart is) then you should also check out this young fellow reading "The Eagle" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson while dressed as Superman, and "Walking Across the Atlantic" by Billy Collins in the company of a stuffed dolphin.

Via Videogum.

Maya Angelou is a punk

Maya Angelou Prank Show sketch from SNL. Super funny stuff.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Monkey see. Literally.

I know it's been a while since I've updated this blog, but this was worth coming out of hibernation.