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Showing posts with label Damn You Auto Correct. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Monkey money and Ferlinghetti apologies

I just discovered Damn You Auto Correct and have been laughing so hard I am in pain.


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Labels: Damn You Auto Correct, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, monkeys, technology
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