Baboon fight club

I would never want to fight baboons. And I would never want to fight baboons, or anything/one else, using a giant dildo. And I highly doubt my result, 17 baboons, in The Oatmeal's quiz, "How Many Baboons Could You Take In A Fight (Armed Only With A Giant Dildo)." But then, quizzes never lie.

Love doesn't have to kill you

But if by "love" you mean "love making with Bigfoot," it might.

The Oatmeal poses some difficult, but essential, questions for those considering a romantic romp with Bigfoot like, "Have you ever slept with someone who smelled like pine cones and rabbit blood?"

My result: 10% chance that I'd survive. Thankfully I'm not planning on humping Bigfoot any time soon or ever.

"Five Reasons Pigs Are More Awesome Than You" by The Oatmeal

In which we learn that pigs are almost as smart as chimps.