"Dale Carnegie famously said: 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' I say: 'If life gives you hackneyed cliches and homespun parables, you are an unimaginative, slope-browed troglodyte, most likely working as a sitcom show runner or writing romantic comedies. If that is the case, then you are wealthy enough to buy my amazing Balsamic Lemonade or Basil-Infused Limeade by the truckload."And what, really, are you waiting for? Unless, of course, you'd rather "hang yourself from one of 'O's' in the Hollywood sign with a noose made from your Kabbalah strings and rubber cancer-awareness bracelets." That suggestion comes right on the bottle, but unless you're a Hollywood agent, entertainment lawyer, or manager, don't worry. It doesn't apply to you.
Drink up, indeed.
Thanks, Videogum, for bringing this into my life. Or something.
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