From a monkey's fingers to your teacup

Have you ever been sipping a cup of tea and thinking to yourself, "This tea is okay, but it would be so much better if it'd been picked by monkeys" (because of how you like to have monkeys touch all of your food, which is your business, not mine). Well, meet Monkey Picked Tea. That's right. Tea picked by specially trained monkeys in China.

Now all you need is some hot water (and about $20) and your life is complete. You're welcome.

From ThinkGeek.com.

Thanks, Zev, for the tip.