Saturday, February 14, 2009

Humping carrots and wild parrots


Not sure what to send your love for Valentine's Day? Don't worry, Poets.org has got you covered with their Poetry Valentines.

Have a vegan girlfriend or a couch potato husband? Send humping carrots celebrating their "vegetable love." Don't like vegetables but would like something that rhymes with "carrot" and features Judas Priest lyrics? Try parrots. Wait a minute. Scratch the Judas Priest reference. It's Emily Dickinson. My mistake.

The nicest thing about the Poetry Valentines is that they come six to a page if you want to print them out, which is ideal for those folks hedging their bets regarding their sought after "wild night."

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