Drink your poetry hoots juice

Odwalla has a new juice "Superfood" out called Pink Poetry. Basically a bunch of red and pink fruits obliterated and crammed in a bottle for your guzzling needs. I bought a bottle because there was a coupon at Whole Foods and because I was thirsty. At first I was annoyed by the "girl power" marketing of this particular beverage. I mean, yes, I get it, the juice is "pink" and vaginas are pink and also only girls like poetry. Makes sense. But upon closer inspection, Pink Poetry is actually all about the hoots. Because every company must make one of their products pink in honor of breast cancer research. It's law.

As for the juice, well, Pink Poetry is okay. And Odwalla is donating $25,000 to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. So at least they're putting their money where their pink is.