Obviously the way to Spencer Pratt's heart is through poetry

Heidi Montag wrote a poem for her husband for Valentine's Day. Which, you know, is sweet.

You've got to admit, "With your arm around me we're buckled in for the flight" is a great line (and by "great" I mean "terrible"). Thanks for playing, Heidi! You are an inspiration to aspiring poets everywhere.

Via Jezebel.