Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Monkey and Poetry Convergence: Rudyard Kipling edition

While this monkey and poetry convergence is Rudyard Kipling's, it is by way of Glenn Beck that I encountered it. Beck has a trailer for his new book The Overton Window (it's a thriller. Which you can obviously tell from the very thrilling title). Now, I don't really "get" book trailers, but hey, anything to get the word out, right? Because how else are you going to reach people who don't read? Obviously your target audience. But whatever. Make trailers for books. I don't care. What's really weird about Beck's trailer is that he the writing of another author in order to sell his writing. The trailer uses the last two stanza's of Kipling's "The Gods of the Copybook Headings". No words from Beck. Can you imagine a movie trailer that used footage from another movie entirely instead of clips from the movie being promoted? That would be weird. It would almost make it seem like whatever movie (or book) the trailer was for probably sucks. But who knows? Maybe Beck is better at writing books than making trailers (I am doubtful).

In any case, the monkey connection comes in stanza two:
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Glenn Beck's Selected Poems is thankfully not real

I've never quite forgiven "The Boiling Point" by Mikhaela Reid for replaced my beloved This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow in The Metro Times. Granted, it isn't her fault. But it's kind of like how when you don't like the woman your ex starts dating after you, even though she may be a perfectly nice person. But this week's comic (which is also Reid's last) is quite good. It deals with the Texas text book fiasco. And it includes a (thankfully fictitious) book of poems by Glenn Beck.


For more on the Texas school text book fiasco, The Daily Show did a great segment on it.
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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And for good measure, there's a This Modern World comic that also addresses the idiots in Texas.

Friday, September 25, 2009