Good things come to those who wait for things to come to them

So a TV show called Conveyor Belt of Love actually exists. And on this show a dude with a slight speech impediment reads a really terrible poem he wrote to try to pick up chicks on national television. In the poem he mentions a kiss to the frontal lobe, which, if you think about it (ha!) is some really freaky Silence of the Lambs-type shit.

Videogum has the clip.