"I didn't evolve from you..."

I stumbled upon this clip while searching for old Victoria Jackson skits. Jan Hooks+monkey=awesome.

It's true.

Monkeys are gross. But so are humans.

"Y'all took the wrong evolutionary branch for real."

Tell 'em, little monkey. Tell 'em.

Mo' grapes, Mo cuteness

Mo the Sloth is going to be 10 years old on April 1. Stop on over at the Organization For Bat Conservation (The Bat Zone) to say hi. And bring some grapes.

Sleeping Lisa, will you ever wake up?

Sleeping Lisa, the world's soundest sleeper, has new adventures daily. She's all the rage in photos of sleeping people with their own Tumblr sites.

Monkey money and Ferlinghetti apologies

I just discovered Damn You Auto Correct and have been laughing so hard I am in pain.